Re: Joke(s)

Posted by Pooh Bear on January 21, 2009 at 11:49:47 from (66.11.243.177):

In Reply to: Joke(s) posted by garytomaszewski on January 20, 2009 at 19:01:32:

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert,

wandering aimlessly and close to

death. They are close to just lying down

and waiting for the inevitable,

when all of a sudden.......



'Hey, Jose, do you smell what I smell?

Ees bacon. I is sure of eet.'



'Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to

meee.'



So, with renewed strength, they struggle

up the next sand dune, and

there, in the distance, is a tree loaded

with bacon.



There's raw bacon, dripping with

moisture, there's fried bacon, back

bacon, double smoked bacon... every

imaginable kind of cured pig meat.



'Jose, Jose, we is saved. Ees a bacon

tree.'



'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?

We ees in the desert, don't

forget.'



'Jose, when deed you ever hear of a

meerage that smell like bacon? ...Ees

no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.



And with that, Luis races towards the

tree. He gets to within 5 meters,

with Jose following closely behind, when

all of a sudden, a machine gun

opens up,and Luis is cut down in his

tracks. It is clear he is mortally

wounded but, true friend that he is, he

manages to warn Jose with his dying

breath.



'Jose, go back man. You was right, ees

not a bacon tree.'



'Luis, Luis, mi amigo. What ees it?



'Jose, ees not a bacon tree.......'





Ees. . .







Ees. . .







Ees. . .







Ees a Ham Bush.

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