Dont mess with rednecks

Posted by Lanse on August 22, 2008 at 18:08:40 from (64.12.117.74):

Its a little slow here tonight, so i guess i'll say something:

> Good Ole Boy
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> A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long
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> flight. The lawyer is thinking that rednecks are so dumb that
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> he could get one over on them easy...
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> So the lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The
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> redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
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> declines and tries to catch a few winks.
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> The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you
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> a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5;
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> you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.
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> This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet,
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> agrees to play the game.
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> The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from
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> the Earth to the moon?' The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in
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> his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
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> Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a
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> hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
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> The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the
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> airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He
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> sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
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> After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the
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> redneck and hands him $500.
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> The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
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> The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the
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> redneck up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs
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> and comes down with four?'
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> The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back
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> to sleep.
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> Don't mess with us rednecks.
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Replies:

• Re: Dont mess with rednecks fergienewbee 02:47:14 08/23/08 (1)
  • Re: Dont mess with rednecks happydeere 06:59:47 08/23/08 (0)
• Re: Dont mess with rednecks Goose 19:15:20 08/22/08 (0)
• Re: Dont mess with rednecks rrlund 18:29:09 08/22/08 (1)
  • Re: Dont mess with rednecks dave guest 20:30:23 08/22/08 (0)

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