Dont mess with rednecks

Its a little slow here tonight, so i guess i'll say something:

> Good Ole Boy
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> A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long
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> flight. The lawyer is thinking that rednecks are so dumb that
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> he could get one over on them easy...
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> So the lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The
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> redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
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> The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you
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> a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5;
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> you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.
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> This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet,
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> The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from
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> the Earth to the moon?' The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in
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> his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
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> Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a
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> hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
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> The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the
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> airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He
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> sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
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> After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the
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> redneck and hands him $500.
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> The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
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> The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the
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> redneck up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs
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> The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back
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> Don't mess with us rednecks.
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Kind of like what I did to a guy in a bar one night. I bet him $5 that if he gave me $10 I'd give him $20. He gave me the 10,I gave him his 5.

A fellow walked into a restaurant and ordered a hot dog.

When the waitress brought the hot dog, the fellow said he'd changed his mind and told the waitress he'd trade her the hot dog for a bowl soup.

The man ate the soup and started out the door. The waitress called him back and told him he hadn't paid for the soup. The fellow replied, "Yes I did. I traded you the hot dog for it".

When the waitress told him he hadn't paid for the hot dog either, the man said, "I didn't eat the hot dog, did I?", and walked on out the door.

Forgot about all these kinda games. Call me a rusty redneck.

I bet a girl at the bar $10.00 that she couldn't seduce me. Almost worked. Would have been the best $10.00 I ever spent.

Larry in Michigan

never bet a girl money that she couldny seduce me. with my luck it would be a sheriffs daughter or something