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Re: RE Yuppies
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Posted by Burrhead- aka dba-Mr Haney callin Oliver Zza Zza on October 11, 1999 at 20:33:08 from (12.74.17.44):
In Reply to: RE Yuppies posted by tom on October 11, 1999 at 11:19:38:
Oliver & Zza Zza this is your old buddy Burrhead and I'm not in on all this yuppie bashing so
I'm gonna try not to git all sentimental and start blubbering, hollering yall please quit it, just quit it. I just can't stand it when somebody says something bad about a yuppie especially yall. Yuppie scalping has developed in to a bad side line around here, and yall know I just hate it. All you yuppies hanging around here, this is a sacred place to the elders, but we'll try to be good to yall, lord have mercy on us all. Oh yeah, I nearly forgot while you yuppies are over here just visiting, I have finished a new batch of genuine imitation manmade "organic" goat cheese and yogurt. Made from a secret family receipe brought over by my Native American immigrant forefathers.
I also have 1 digital Antique Grandfather clock left, but the antique battery is low that I can cut a deal on, buy the clock and I'll throw in a brand new styrofoam gas can, and I said a brand new solar flashlight. $350 for it all, oh heck I feel so good tonight I'll throw in a 20 lb bag of pygmy goat manure for the flower bed.
I only have 1 clock left, but for the 1st 10 callers, I'll make it two bags of pygmy goat manure.
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