Putting that IQ test on Darwin Road is good for bonus points, but I don't think stupidity is a recognized constitutional right. That kind of leaves the ACLU out of it.
I feel sorry for the Public Defender's Office that has to work with them. This has the feel of a Bob Newhart skit.
"...so how did you get arrested?" "Well...there was this sign, see...on the highway." "...and the sign arrested you?" "...no, but I was driving a van full of stuff...and the sign said there was a drug stop a mile ahead..." "...so you stopped to get some drugs?" "No, man....the van was already full of drugs. I stopped before the sign said there was a drug stop! Do you think I'm stupid?" "Let's not go there. So you took that exit because there was a drug stop on the highway ahead...right?" "Yeah, but then there was a drug stop at the exit." "So - you stopped at the wrong drug stop?" "I don't know...they took my van and all my drugs and brought me here to jail."
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