Yeah, I kind of thought about the same idea, sort of. The girlfriend is real mad at you for hitting on some other hottie at the bar and goes out and kicks a few dents in the door and then catches a cab home, after pick pocketing your wallet in a fit of anger. You can't take the hottie home because your mad girlfriend is there and she is MAD, MAD, MAD. But you can't take your hottie to her home because the dented door won't roll down. You can't even use the back seat because the same dented door. You can't catch a cab back to her place because the girlfriend pick pocketed you and you have no money. You can't even go back into the bar because the bartender kicked you out for stiffing him for drinks because the girlfriend pick pocketed you. And now while the two of you are standing outside with nowhere to go and no how to get there, a snow plow comes past...and the whole night gets even worse.
Should have bought a Ford Pinto. At least you could have gotten into the doors and kept warm with your new hottie while it burned.
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