LAWS FOR FARMING

Posted by JR Frye on January 22, 2010 at 15:43:45 from (71.7.56.19):

WHAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT:

Laws for Farming

Laws like……
The engine and the warranty always expire together.
The bean market goes up 20 cents on the day after you sell
“Interchangeable” won’t. “Unbreakable” isn’t. “Guaranteed” means “good luck”.
You end up with 11 rows left to plant with a 12-row planter.
Nails only puncture the inside dual.
Cockleburs grow only in the row.
Implement dealers always lack just one part. Yours.
The markets are good when you have absolutely nothing to sell.
Lumber cut to length is always an inch too short.
The wrong part comes in the right box.
“Labor saving” means at the factory.
The right tool is never in the chest.
A dropped tool will always roll under the truck to its exact geographic center.
You have every size bolt except the size you happen to need.
The combine breaks down the last day of harvest.
“Reworked” means “repainted”.
The tractor cab air conditioner breaks down only on the hottest days.
The tractor cab heater breaks down only on the coldest days.
It always rains on the day you load hogs

JR Frye

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