Posted by Rex in Australia on November 07, 2009 at 03:41:48 from (59.154.24.147):
Hope you enjoy these - I found them rather amusing! God Bless, Rex
1. Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for they modern iron. 2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's tractors, nor his workshop, nor his tools. 3. Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife & children or girlfriend; as much, but not more. 4. Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time for thy employer makes it possible to continue thy tool payments. 5. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbour's Farmall, nor his Fordson, nor even his 2N on steel. 6. Thou shalt not allow thy daughters nor thy sons to get married during the holy days of the tractor shows. 7. Thou shalt not deceive thy wife into thinking that thou art taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed, thou art going to look at another tractor. 8. Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition to the house then use it to store tractors. 9. Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of the restoration, at least not at the same time. 10. Thou shalt not buy the wife a floor jack for Christmas.
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