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Re: Ain't it the Truth!! (for our Yuppies!)


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Posted by And The Farmer Said.......T_Bone on January 12, 2001 at 12:27:07 from (207.254.52.167):

In Reply to: Ain't it the Truth!! (for our Yuppies!) posted by Shep on January 12, 2001 at 08:02:41:

Subject: Widow
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.

He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil.

Then, he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases
home.

The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.

While walking he met a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"

The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.

The little old lady said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."


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