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Posted by Rauville on May 25, 2006 at 09:14:35 from (209.180.79.64):
Two old tractor mechanics, Carl and Louie, decide to go turkey hunting. Once out in the woods, Louie suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Carl whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Louie is dead. What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard. Carl's voice comes back on the line. "Okay, now what?"
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