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Posted by Dr. Dolittle on May 18, 2006 at 15:59:11 from (206.40.110.229):
In Reply to: Re: Speakin' of Dogs (OT) posted by Dachshund on May 18, 2006 at 15:41:26:
Lady walks into my office with a flattened duck and asks if its dead. "Yep" I says. She says "are you sure?" I call in my Labrador Retreiver who sniffs the duck head to toe, hangs his head, whimpers and leaves the room. Next comes my Siamese who places a paw on the ducks chest, yawls sadly and leaves. "Sure enough it's dead" the lady says. "That'll be $150" I said. She protests "$150 to tell me my duck is dead?". I reply "would have been $50 but You insisted on lab work and a cat scan!"
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