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Posted by Good 4A Giggle on April 21, 2004 at 07:21:06 from (209.180.79.40):
A very large, heavily tattooed member of a motor cycle gang decides to retire and move to the country. After buying a small acreage including an old tractor, he discovered that the tractor needed some tune-up work, so he drove it into town to be fixed. The shop couldn't repair it while he waited, so he said since he didn't live far away, he would just walk home.
On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a anvil and a bucket to do some chores. He then stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose for his new farm. However, he now had a problem .....how to carry all of his purchases home.
The store owner suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil inside the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey thanks, Dude!" the old biker said, and out the door he went.
While walking across the parking lot, he was approached by a little grey-haired grandmotherly type lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "....Can you tell me how to get to 603 Country Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 616 Country Lane. Let's take the short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. You are a rough looking biker type person ....and how do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Hey! Give me a break here, lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I POSSIBLY hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady thought for a moment and then said, "....Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket .....and I'll hold those two chickens."
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