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Posted by Butcher on March 12, 2004 at 19:18:03 from (67.1.100.75):
HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life reallyare: • You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct > tape. • Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. • If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! • And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. "Thought for the Day: Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind"
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