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Posted by mj on December 27, 2002 at 12:21:48 from (63.166.116.52):
In Reply to: City People posted by Dev on December 27, 2002 at 07:15:48:
Just tell them: You're really an employee of a whole-owned subsidiary of the Sierra Club and that you are testing a new form of transportation that is not only funded by agriculturists but but by bicyclists, as well. Since 'it' travels the same speed as a bicycle but takes up a whole lot more road which forces the internally combusted commuting public to slow down, it could therefore, reduce the proliferation of green-house gases in the atmosphere, upon which we all depend for continued life on earth. It was determined, from the get-go, that the project would be kept secret due to anticipated interference from 'big-oil interests', the National Rifle Association and other 'right-wing' organizations; hence the need for testing the 'device' along rural roads where it would be exposed to the general public as a 'tractor' thus allowing maximum 'soak-time' to validate both the concept and design parameters and allowing input from various segements of the general public and other 'folks' as well. Due to the extreme urgency of this endeavor it was determined at the last board of directors meeting, held at the Honolulu Hilton in late November, that the 'real-world' testing that you see here would continue un-abated on a '24-7' basis thus helping to preseve 'spaceship earth' for countless generations to come. Is there anything else that you wish me to include in my daily report or may I continue reaping data for input to the CAD-CAM model for further refinement?
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