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OT: 100 MPH Goat


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Posted by dgasper on August 30, 2013 at 17:18:56 from (24.4.226.154):

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux are out hunting and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed by its size.

Boudreaux says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

Thibodeaux says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

Boudreaux says, "There's this old truck transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick up and carry the transmission over, count a one, and a two and a three, and throw it in the big hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a very loud rustling in the bushes behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the bushes, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other in total amazement, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all
about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

Boudreaux says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about
a hundred miles an hour and jumped head first into this big hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to an old transmission!"


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