Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Getting tractors out of creeks
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Posted by old dog on June 16, 1998 at 16:37:44:
In Reply to: Re: Re: Re: Re: Getting tractors out of creeks posted by John Smith on June 16, 1998 at 14:12:04:
: :Use the theoretical grapevines to pull yourself out, eat the theoretical blackberries while pondering the question. Does theoretical poison oak itch as bad as the real thing. : : : : John: I would suggest driving (if possible) the theoretical tractor either upstream or downstream until you find suitable exit spot. : : : Who? Oh, Me! Uhhh - basically I like your idea, except for the pond and the waterfall. And there's just one tiny little detail I left out of this strictly theoretical situation. Imagine a tractor with one rear wheel about two feet off the ground -- kept from rolling over by pressing hard against a tree trunk. And to complete the picture, a tractor mostly covered with a tangle of poison oak, blackberry, and grapevines. : : Imagine the reaction of the college students who dig that sucker up in about a 100 years, trying to figure out why in the heck that drunk farmer was driving down the creek below the waterfall. : Above the waterfall - theoretically. They will probably come up with an mystical explanation about an ancient cult that worshipped tractors and made human sacrifices to them next to creeks.
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