Re: thought you had a bad day!

Posted by steven-id on May 24, 2011 at 20:41:51 from (69.20.189.211):

In Reply to: thought you had a bad day! posted by bobs old iron on May 24, 2011 at 09:54:37:

Not trying to steal anyones thread but a friend sent this story to me a long time ago. I don't know if it's true but it is still funny.

Subject, Bad day at the office.

thought LOGISTICS was tough


If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a
coma

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you
have
a bad day at work ... think of this guy. Rob is a commercial
saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater
repairs on offshore drilling rigs Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to
radio station
103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a
worst job
experience contest. Needless to say, she won

Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been
feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with

you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can
tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few
technicalities of my job

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a
suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is
quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this.
We have a diesel powered industrial water heater.

This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea.
It heats it to a delightful temperature and then pumps it down to the
diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several
times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This
floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started
to itch
So, of course, I scratched it
This only made things worse

Within a few seconds my butt started to burn I pulled the hose
out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
happened . The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it
into my suit.
Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
couldn't stick to it

However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually
grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the
communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers were all laughing hysterically

Needless to say I aborted the dive

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression
stops
totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to
begin my chamber dry decompression

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my
brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it
on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but
I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how
much worse
it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt
Now repeat to yourself

"I love my job, I love my job, I love my job

Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, Is this a
jellyfish bad day

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!

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