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Posted by Allan in NE on December 30, 2004 at 08:11:17 from (148.63.132.164):
In Reply to: Re: Elbow Grease posted by RustyFarmall on December 30, 2004 at 07:32:55:
Now, I'm certainly no authority on this subject, but as I recall, it went something like this: To be taken in small doses orally. Almost immediately and within the hour, you should notice that you are now 7 feet tall, weigh 249 lbs, built like a college linebacker, can dance the legs off every woman in the county while still maintaining the ability to whip every cowboy within three states. At the same time, you have no feeling in your body extremities, whatsoever. You are now definitely the best lookin' man in history, perfect of hearing, speech, impeccable moral character and knowing all the while that all others in this world are total fools. You are totally irresistible by women, largely due to the fact that you are now hung better than a Missouri plow mule. The downside is that one always wakes up the next morning lying out on the front lawn and that the dog just whines and won’t come within 15 feet of you. As an afterthought, I recall the last time I used this remedy, all of my clothes were also lying beside me on the lawn in a pile when I woke up along with an empty suitcase. I don’t seem to recall how they got there and I couldn't remember where I left the truck. :>) Allan
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