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Habbib Shaddi

09-28-2008 18:07:24

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Pleeze need help. In Iraq we no hav tractors. Just goat and donkey. I come here looking help.
I want to till 2 hectares of sand to grow olives.
Donkey sick so going to hitch one wife to the plow. She no plow until I give her Twinkeys. I say plow bit-h. Have no Twinkeys here. she hit me on head with only rock on the farm. Can tell me what are Twinkeys?

I take her back to family tomorrow. Wedding off is she not work. Going to use donkey on plow.
Will donkey pull 2-14 little genius plow?
He not plow to fast unless shoot in a** with bb gun.

Praise Allah for response,

Habbib

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farmer boy

09-28-2008 19:14:20

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Re: goat no go in reply to Habbib Shaddi, 09-28-2008 18:07:24

Computer says your from missouri. Is my 'puter wrong?

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135 Fan

09-28-2008 19:38:07

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Re: goat no go in reply to farmer boy, 09-28-2008 19:14:20

I think someones trying to be funny but not very successfully. Maybe Sven from Sweden could help him? Dave

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Traditional Farmer

09-28-2008 19:05:28

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Re: goat no go in reply to Habbib Shaddi, 09-28-2008 18:07:24

Feed beans in the front end and stick a turbo in the backend for maximum efficiency

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NE IA

09-28-2008 19:03:31

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Re: goat no go in reply to Habbib Shaddi, 09-28-2008 18:07:24

Use very hot baked potato under donkey's tail---will pull 4 16 plow @ 20 mph.

Get different wife that can pull plow without breaking a sweat. earth shake when she stomp her feet---makes good wife. Maybe donkey have more se---x apeal than wife? Maybe donkey not as stubborn?

Keep head down when plowing--don't look forward, keep eyes closed.

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doug in illinois

09-28-2008 19:54:05

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Re: goat no go in reply to NE IA, 09-28-2008 19:03:31

Need to feed wife more twinkies. Then when you do get a tractor you can use the wife for front end weights.

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RobMD

09-28-2008 18:47:27

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Re: goat no go in reply to Habbib Shaddi, 09-28-2008 18:07:24

Now we know which one has a bigger a$$.

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Tom671

09-28-2008 18:47:13

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Re: goat no go in reply to Habbib Shaddi, 09-28-2008 18:07:24

Stop using your tractors for suicide bombings

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Sid

09-28-2008 18:41:31

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Re: goat no go in reply to Habbib Shaddi, 09-28-2008 18:07:24

A Twinkie is a delightful golden,cream filled sponge cake snack.

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Mark-Mi

09-28-2008 18:30:31

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Re: goat no go in reply to Habbib Shaddi, 09-28-2008 18:07:24

1 bottom Little wonder would be a better match with your donkey.Hitch the goat in front of the donkey for some real get up and go. Be sure and post back and tell us how the plowing is coming along. Keep your chin up and your turbine tight things will get better.Mark

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