A joke for wednesday evening

One day a mother was out and the dad was in charge. The

little one was maybe one and a half years old. Someone had

given her a little tea set as a gift and it was one ofher

favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news

when she brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was

just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy

tea, Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room

to watch the toddler bring him a cup of tea, because it was

'just the cutest thing!'

Mom waited, and sure enough, here comes baby down the hall

with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it

up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place

that baby can reach to get water is the to*let?'