Alright, been a weekend thing so 1 more joke

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild n your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had relations with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

The teachers complain that the kids are not getting their values and discipline at home, where they should be getting them. But parents are being dragged into court for spanking their children.

And parents are expressing dismay that their children are not being taught values or disciplined at school. But the paddle was banned long ago, and anything that might hint at values has been deemed to be religious in its origins and can't be alluded to in the schools.

Gee whiz. Where would a good-at-heart kid look for guidance?