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supergrumpy

02-08-2008 08:14:06

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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way. What are we going to do for Christmas?"

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Old Iron

02-09-2008 07:33:35

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to Balatonm, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

john17 said: (quoted from post at 07:10:42 02/09/08) The post by E1 Toro is not by EL Toro. Look at it, study the content, and make up your own mind, but, I have been reading this forum for a long time, and do not think that is EL Toro, but someone that thinks they are "clever", by using numerals as letters. JohnG

john17, you could very well be correct.
"E1 Toro" is probably just a disgruntled ex-OT'er that felt spanked because Kim shut down the OT forum because of profanity, and is attempting to post under someone else's registered name in order to "stir the pot".

We'll know for sure, if/when we hear from El Toro.

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supergrumpt

02-09-2008 09:31:21

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to Old Iron, 02-09-2008 07:33:35

Hal, the real El Toro is OK by me, has posted many good items especially down in small engine section

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super99

02-09-2008 03:11:37

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

I liked that! I didn't see the filthy part, would you explain it to me? I'll have to take this one to church and tell the preacher, he likes a good joke and has kids. Chris

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Old Iron

02-08-2008 20:32:54

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to Les warner, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

E1 Toro said: (quoted from post at 17:40:27 02/08/08) Okay mister, now you done it.
I'm on a crusade, along with Old Iron, to clean up these filthy jokes. We do not tolerate anybody elses opinion. I'm telling on you.

Hey bud, don't include me in your imaginary "crusade",... I'm fully capable of speaking for myself (thank you)!

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Joe Pro

02-08-2008 17:30:11

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

Man chill out, Its not like is a dirty joke and it dont contain any bad pictures, I personally like when people post jokes cuz it brightens up my day.

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kyplowboy

02-08-2008 17:07:35

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

Cute.

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Randy S

02-08-2008 16:35:59

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

Have any of yall noticed that the people that complain about someones post are always very newbies or signed in as a guest? If im gonna complain or have a beef with someone im gonna say it under my normal user id.

Just my observations
Randy

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E1 Toro

02-08-2008 16:40:27

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to Randy S, 02-08-2008 16:35:59

Okay mister, now you done it.

I'm on a crusade, along with Old Iron, to clean up these filthy jokes. We do not tolerate anybody elses opinion. I'm telling on you.

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Larry59

02-08-2008 16:19:52

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

Ha ha ha now that was funny... but wonder if that will work on my kids. hummmmm

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02-08-2008 13:47:59

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

That is great!!!!! !

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Aaron Ford

02-08-2008 11:30:38

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

and paying thier own way....Priceless!

Thanks for the laugh,

Aaron

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cj in wisconsin

02-08-2008 08:58:18

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

Sneaky old buggers, sounds just like something my dad would do.

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big jt

02-08-2008 08:58:10

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

rotflmao

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Jerry L /AZ

02-08-2008 08:29:01

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to supergrumpy, 02-08-2008 08:14:06

Grumpy Grumpy Grumpy
Sometimes I really wonder about you !!!!! !!

thanks for the chuckle Have a Great day

Jer

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Larry NE IL

02-08-2008 10:17:18

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to Jerry L /AZ, 02-08-2008 08:29:01

HMMMMM! I think I"ll try that! :)

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E1 Toro

02-08-2008 10:49:06

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to Larry NE IL, 02-08-2008 10:17:18

I DO NOT allow jokes on my discussion board.

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J Kemp

02-09-2008 03:28:07

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to E1 Toro, 02-08-2008 10:49:06

Hey L-Toro There were a few Tractors built that were an ABSOLUTE JOKE ,,,but they are still being discussed

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john17

02-09-2008 06:10:42

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to J Kemp, 02-09-2008 03:28:07

The post by E1 Toro is not by EL Toro. Look at it, study the content, and make up your own mind, but, I have been reading this forum for a long time, and do not think that is EL Toro, but someone that thinks they are "clever", by using numerals as letters. JohnG

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farmer boy

02-09-2008 09:45:47

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to john17, 02-09-2008 06:10:42

If you look at old post made by him the # matches. The few post that he replied to that I looked up had 205.188.117.74 and 62.12.117.74 so the first one does match.

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RJ-AZ

02-08-2008 20:47:55

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to E1 Toro, 02-08-2008 10:49:06

Who died and left YOU in charge? :>

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Little Ed

02-08-2008 20:06:47

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to E1 Toro, 02-08-2008 10:49:06

Someone needs a hug

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BLinWMi

02-08-2008 16:28:17

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Re: OT - JOKE in reply to E1 Toro, 02-08-2008 10:49:06

Man, speaking of someone being GRUMPY.....

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