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O/T Humor-What did Confucius say again??

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bradk

01-11-2008 16:38:41




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Confucius Say *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man givewife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turn-stile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Pantie$ not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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billyiron

01-11-2008 17:32:43




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 Re: O/T Humor-What did Confucius say again?? in reply to bradk, 01-11-2008 16:38:41  
man who fly upside down have crack up,,,,grown woman have hair by crackie



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NE IA

01-11-2008 17:32:24




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 Re: O/T Humor-What did Confucius say again?? in reply to bradk, 01-11-2008 16:38:41  
YOU DA MAN!



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DiyDave

01-11-2008 17:20:55




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 Re: O/T Humor-What did Confucius say again?? in reply to bradk, 01-11-2008 16:38:41  
Confucious say: Never fart in your space suit!



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Randy S

01-11-2008 16:42:59




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 Re: O/T Humor-What did Confucius say again?? in reply to bradk, 01-11-2008 16:38:41  

Got a side splitting laugh out of those.



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