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how much to lead with a 300mag?

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buickanddeere

12-24-2007 18:12:00




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Having a vermin problem around here I may have to SSS with. About once a year some old fat guy sneaks around here at night trying to give my kids candy & gifts. He leaves pipe tobacco ashes all over the place, hoof prints and crap in the yard. Last year he actually got into the house and scarfed down the last of my favorite cookies and drank all the milk. Stores are all closed and can't get any more milk either. Don't how he got in or out and he left a mess of ashes all around the fireplace too. Last year I got fired off a entire magazine full before he got out of sight.He had no tail lights but I did whack the red light he had going out front. Must be some of the new Amish that have moved into the area. Odd thou for an Amish or Mennonite to be wearing red?

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Klause-grl

12-25-2007 17:42:05




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to buickanddeere, 12-24-2007 18:12:00  
Hubby had to work last night, got home early this morning sick,drunk and in a very foul mood. Mumbled something about somebody taking potshots at him, knocked out the only light that worked on the Deere. If it hadn't been full moon he couldn't have found his way home. When we went to clean up the cab there were empty Schlitz and Blatz beer cans all over the floor and S**t all over the seat. Also mumbled something about a dizzy drunk woman stumbling out in front of him. Boy these winter storms sure put people in a foul mood.

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JHH

12-25-2007 02:01:55




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to buickanddeere, 12-24-2007 18:12:00  
Sounds like the witness description of the hit and run guy that hit my Grandma last night. Where was he last spotted?
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JTinNJ

12-24-2007 21:46:22




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to buickanddeere, 12-24-2007 18:12:00  
Point right at him and shoot.



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Bill(Wis)

12-24-2007 21:05:05




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to buickanddeere, 12-24-2007 18:12:00  
Stinger missles are very accurate and reliable...



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Rick Kr

12-24-2007 19:58:38




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to buickanddeere, 12-24-2007 18:12:00  
After missing 4 coyotes yesterday morning, you don't want my advice!!!

Merry Christmas.
Rick



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Ken L.

12-24-2007 19:06:34




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to buickanddeere, 12-24-2007 18:12:00  
Instead of leaving cookies and milk out for him, leave one can of Schlitz and one can of Blatz beer out for him. That might slow him down just enough for you to grab the 300 and Blatz the Schlitz out of him.



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kyplowboy

12-24-2007 18:36:37




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to buickanddeere, 12-24-2007 18:12:00  
Put a few eye drops in the milk. You will find him in the bath room or he will at least leave a trail so you can find him outside.

Good luck.

Dave



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JTinNJ

12-24-2007 22:33:37




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to kyplowboy, 12-24-2007 18:36:37  
Put a few I drops of what?



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kyplowboy

12-25-2007 01:02:36




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to JTinNJ, 12-24-2007 22:33:37  
A few drops of visene in a drink will give some one the screaming chits for a few hours. Don't know if it has long term side effects or not but back when I was runing hard I "seen" it done to a few guys. Three drops in a drink will put some ol boy on the john the rest of the night.

Dave



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Duane(Pa)

12-25-2007 08:14:38




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 Re: how much to lead with a 300mag? in reply to kyplowboy, 12-25-2007 01:02:36  
Sweeeee et!



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