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Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one?

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JRT

11-18-2007 08:55:26




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This is a rather long story but in the end I got the last laugh. I don't have cattle but we let a guy keep about 75 head on our place in the summer time to keep it from growing up. Last year he brought a crazy cow with the herd. We could not catch her when he came to get them. When pinned up she would jump a fence or go through it and if anyone tried to stop her she would try to kill them. Some of you have probably seen that look. Nose to the ground snorting and pawing dirt. Last year he left her and it took me 3 weeks to lure her into a 3 acre lot with feed at night and I would try to close the gate next morning. She kept a keen eye open when I tried to slip up and close the gate she headed for the mountains and I would not see her for 4 days. Finally I slipped in at night and closed the gate. He finally got her in a trailer promising to never bring her back again. Last spring after he brought cattle, I was taking my morning hike when I spot something up ahead snorting and pawing at me. When I got close enough, there she was, # 68 with even more of an attitude. My big dog decided to challange her and she put him under the fence. That day I saw the owner (Bobby)at the usual Lunch hang out. I said "Bobby, looks like you have brought me the "devil cow " again this year, did you forget? I also said, I cannot help but wonder why you would keep something like that around. He said, no I just loaded her by mistake, I didn't know she went on that load. He said she will have to stay the summer because he would never get her loaded by herself. Then he laughed and said, "anyway Jim, you are making too big of a deal out of that old cow. She is all bark and no bite. Besides that, All you have to do is pick up a big stick and run her off. She will not hurt you. He laughed and that got a chuckle out of the Lunch crowd. Well, yesterday I came home around 10:00 a.m. and I could see Bobby had come to gather up the cattle and take them home. Off in the distance in a 50 acre pasture I could see him flying around in his new Dodge truck, chasing a black cow. I got my binoculars out so I could get a better look at the show. I could see that that cow was clearly out manuvering him. He was lightly bumping her but she would get around to the side of the truck and lay into it with her head. One time she appeared to be going in the window after him and he was beating at her head with a wrench or something. Another time, I saw her gore a rear tail light. Finally he bumped it so hard it hit the ground and he and 2 other guys jumped out with a rope and had her tied before it could get back up. They left her tied while he went and got the trailer, backed it up, and rolled her in. When they got back to the barn she was up still pawing and butting the sides of the trailer He took the opportunity to assess the damages to his truck. There was two broken tail lights, a broken rain shield on the drivers side, a caved in fender, and a bent door. At todays prices, it appeard to me to be 1500 dollars worth of damage or even more. Bobby's comment was " There is more damage to my truck than that old SOB is worth". My only comment was, "Bobby, Why didn't you just pick up a big stick?". His work hands thought that was very funny but Bobby did not see one bit of humor there.

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Mike (WA)

11-19-2007 09:11:41




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
I worked on a neighboring farm during the summers all during school. They had a nice herd of registered Angus- including Mike, the bull. One day soon after I started, I was changing irrigation pipes, and Mike started following me. He would stand at the end of the pipe I was uncoupling, then walk to the next one, all the way down the line. I was nervous- having grown up on a dairy farm and knowing how dangerous dairy bulls could be. He never made a move toward me, but I reported it to the owner. He just started laughing- He said Mike just wants you to scratch his head with the end of the pipe your uncoupling- he'll follow you til you've scratched all his itches, then will walk away. He said go ahead and take the time to scratch him- Ol' Mike's earned it!

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Used-To-Be-Iowa-Dave

11-19-2007 02:31:08




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
My Grandfather had a bull you'd never want to turn your back on. His last excapade came after Grandpa bought a new steel gate. That's a story in itself as he never bought anything new, always made due with some leftover wood and bailing wire, didn't owe the bank anything, and payed off the farm when many others were losing theirs. Many's the time a saleman of one kind or another would come up the lane, only to be dismissed before they could even state what they were selling. "We're hard at it today and I'm not interested in whatever it is you're selling". I was shocked when he actually pulled his wallet out of his overalls and bought a new steel gate off a trailer-full that pulled up while we were shingling the house.

"Did you just buy something new, Grandpa?"

"Sun musta got to me up there on the roof".

We took a break from the roof and installed the gate on the opening in the barn corral fence that led to the back pasture, keeping a close eye on the bull while we were at it. Back to the roof after that, then supper, then chores. Hadn't been choring long till we discovered the bull had done a suplex on the new gate, taco-ing it beyond any salvation. Grandpa ran and started up the loader tractor and gave that devil a couple laps around the field.

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buickanddeere

11-18-2007 21:45:21




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
I'm not a fan of the Ayrshire dairy breed. My maternal grandfather was nearly gored to death by an Ayrshire bull that just in a good mood and was playing around. My Father had a high producing Ayrshire that wasn't kidding about having horns and a tail. She would purposely try to injure, maim,cripple, break or spill anything. I think he just kept her around to keep everybody's wits sharp and for the astounding volume of rich milk. Standard procedure was to carry a sawed off shovel handle as a club. She learned not to get ugly after several weeks with Father but she always looked for any opportunity to make something look like an accident. My Mother put the milking machine on the Ayrshire once before the cow realized it wasn't Father doing the milking. Mother could never get near the Ayrshire again. The cow was cross she missed her chance to make a fuss for somebody new. I milked Ayrshire a few times and she knew at a glance I wasn't Father. She had to get the same treatment to understand she was at least #3 in rank and we were #1 & #2. She would just stand there and glare with pure hatred. On the other hand there was Old Mary who was an almost pure white Holsteinan. One time Old Mary was left overnight in the occasional use dry cow pasture by the barn. When Father was walking from the house to barn in the morning.She appeared around the corner to the gate seconds after hearing the house door open. She pranced like a excited puppy and literally shoved Father with her nose proudly up to her new born calf. It was a sad day for all and maybe even a tear in the corner of a few eyes when we finally admitted she was worn out and just couldn't get in calf any more.

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GeneMO

11-18-2007 19:43:27




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
Devil Cow + .30-.30 = Hamburger.


Gene



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bgoathill

11-18-2007 19:00:28




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
I had a Hereford cow that we couldn't get rounded up and loaded with the rest of the cows when we took took them home for the winter. She ran wild all over the section for the whole winter. Tried to get her several times, finally in March I got her out in a 200 acre field and just ran her in circles with the pickup till she was damn near dead. Got her headed over towards the fence line and got her bogged down in deep snow. Jumped out and lassoed her around the neck with a 50 ft. tow rope. Brought the trailer out, strung the rope out the side door, drug her on and took her right to the sale barn.

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R. John Johnson

11-18-2007 16:38:07




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
As my cousin would say, a week in the cooler would cure her of that. We've had the odd one here that got wild after calving, but they hit the road soon after that. Life is too short to deal with snotty cows.

John



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DP

11-18-2007 12:27:57




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 Devil Herd! in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
Worked for a farmer 30 some years ago that bought a semi pot load of holstin/brama (speeling?) cross 3 to 4 year old cattle in. Brought in from Texas to here in Kansas, and dumped them straight into a pasture.This was in the mid to late summer time, and corn was fully grown filling out ears. The fences were good with most being 5 strand barbed wire. After about 3 to 4 days the cattle tired of the grass, and the story from there became unbeliveable. Those cattle were the size of holstin, but could jump like deer. The other thing was they all went as a group. If you got in their way they would just run over you. By the time it was all over with, the whole neighborhood helped to get them rounded up and out of the country. I think they went back to open range country.

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Roger A. NY

11-18-2007 10:53:44




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
I was running beefers, about 60 at the time 1993, and I had this one Angus cross that had never given me any problems. She may have been a little high strung but I have seen worse. I knew she was due to calve and was out in the pasture so I kept an eye on here from the house with binoculars. When she calved she looked ok so I didn't go up right away. About 4 hours later I saw her up and thrashing around and with binoculars I could see a fox trying to get to the calf or afterbirth, I'm not sure which. I grabbed my pistol and set out with my Border Collie Skippy. I always made him stay back about 100 ft when they calved as they could get quite nervous and agitated. By the time I got there she had gone through a triple strand of high tinsel, electric fence pushing the calf through too. Also by then the fox was gone so I opened the fence to drive her and the calf back in. This was maybe 50 to 60 feet and she was faceing me. I reached out and tapped her on the bridge of the nose with my walking stick and she and the wobbily calf started out. About half way she stopped and turned to look at me and I was just about to tap here with my stick and she charged with her head down. She caught me at my knees and flipped me up in the air and I came down striking her left side. I no sooner hit the ground and she had turned around and came down on me with both front feet and backed up enough to put her head down mash me with her head. When I could catch my breath enough to call my dog he was already there and he was not happy with the cow. He is normally pretty easy with them but I am glad he wasn't this time because she did not want to give up. After a moment I was able to look up and my dog had ahold of her left face and was not letting go even though she was swing him around with his feet at least 18 inches off of the ground. She soon decided she had enough of this and pulled back and the dog let go but layed down between her and me glancing at me but keeping an eye on her. After awhile I was able to get up and start to slowly walk toward the house but I wasn't breathing well at all. My dog Skippy stayed behind me keeping an eye on the cow but she never came after me again. The trouble was I had to crawl through 2 fences and cross one creek. I could only walk about 20-30 feet and stop to rest. My wife was mowing lawn on the opposite side of the house and had no clue to the goings on. Finnally with about 150 ft to go and through all of the fences, Skippy went tearing ahead and around the house. My wife told me later that he would stand in front of the mower and not let her move. She decided she should come around the house to see if every thing was OK. Seeing it wasn't she got the car and drove out accross the field to get me as I was only able to take 3 or 4 steps at a time now. She asked if I wanted to call an ambulance and I said no, I have made it this far and I would ride to the hospital in the car, which was only about 6 or 7 miles. When I got there I was so stiff I couldn't move and they had a bad time getting me out of the car. I spent a week in the hospital with five broken ribs and internal bruises and bleeding. If Skippy had not been there I am certain the cow would have killed me. She sure had a good start. Some people asked me why I didn't shoot her as I had my pistol but the way she was hammering me I couldn't get it out of my holster and if I had I probably would have shot my self as I was being tossed and hammered constantley. Needlessly to say she went to the butcher a few days later. That cow had been born on this place and this was her third calf without any problems in the past. I guess she just flipped out!

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Walt Davies

11-18-2007 10:42:37




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
Aunt Charlotte's book.
When Barrel-Head was five or six years old, she was terribly aggravating. she would "hang-out" at night, would not even come home to her wobbly calf, so someone had to go to the pasture and drive her up.

One evening Mother sent the two Indian boys to the river pasture for the cow. They were gone a long time and it was as dark as a cloudy night could possibly be before we heard the sound of the bell, it must have been fully a mile away, clang, clang, clang we could hear it coming.Mother was annoyed, she had told the boys time enough that they were never to run the cows. Old Barrel-Head's bell was coming like mad though the darkness. She was not following the road through the timber either. We could be sure of that, for the road followed a crooked, round about way. She seemed to be coming straight across the field of ripening grain. But what fury could possibly be at the heels of the old cow to inspire such unbelievable speed.

Mother listened and was alarmed, then she called Father then the rest of the family gathered on the porch to be ready for whatever emergency traveled with Barrel-Head, whatever it was, it was traveling fast. The gate stood open but no detour was made for it. The ten rail fence was cleared with one mighty leap and on came the apparently terrified beast. We could hear her coming through the shrubbery and straight through Mother's flower beds toward the house. It was so dark that we were unable to see even the outline of the cow, so our eyes told us nothing, then one breath taking clatter and we ceased to believe even our ears. The banging, clanging bell made straight for the porch, where we all stood and dove under it.

Our house stood a scant two feet from the ground. We simply could not believe it and yet, there was the bumping and thumping against the sills. A hen and her flock of small chickens ran Squawking in every direction and added their part to the general commotion.After a few minutes things seemed to quiet down again, but now and then we could hear a tinkle from the cow bell it undoubtedly came from under our house.

Father got a pine torch and held it to the opening and got down on his knees and looked everywhere. Jasper would have crawled under the house, but Mother was afraid and would not let him. It might have been a panther that had chased Barrel-Head home. Whatever it was, it was unquestionably something fearful. What else would have caused a big, old Spanish cow to crawl under a house that stood a scant two feet above the ground.

Then Father thought about the Indian boys. They had been gone a long while, perhaps something had happened to them. He took his gun and went to look for them. The rest of us went into the house and waited. After a bit, we heard them coming, then we heard Father say: "Now, you young scalawags put that cow in the barn and then I want you to crawl under the house and take that bell off of the dog." Old Tige was fairly green-eyed when they dragged him out. As long as he lived, the faintest tinkle of an unattached cow bell was enough to send him scurrying pell-mell to any haven that happened to be handy.

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Walt Davies

11-18-2007 10:41:05




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
I got a million of em all the way back to when my family came out to Oregon in 1843.

One recent one was a few years back when My friend Vern had 40 Limousin cows and calves here. when he picked them up one old cow decided to stay. My friend Dave and his oldest kid mark went out on a 3 wheeler to herd her in to the barn. YUP! she hit that 3 wheeler turned over backwards right on top of Dave and then went straight though a fence head down. They work all day and the cow was winning the fight so they gave up.
the next day I was in town and came home and saw her in the corral behind the barn, so I sneaked around the barn and ran quick and close the gate just in time as she was "Hell" bent for tearing into that gate with me right behind it. I called Vern and he let cool down for a few days then send Dave over to get her Boy was she mad it took 3 people to get her into that railer and she was still yelling as they drove her away.
Walt PS I will get some of aunt Charlotte's stories of mad Texas longhorn cattle in early Oregon.

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L.C.Gray

11-18-2007 10:33:29




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
Last crazy cow I had around here got re-named "Hamburger" once I got her crazy a$$ in the trailer! Penned her time after time but only got her loaded once. It was the once that mattered.

Just loaded cows yesterday to move to the other place and had one change her mind once she got in the trailer, she took the shortcut out, right over the top of my friend helping me.



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RobMD

11-18-2007 09:20:57




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
The only scariest moment in my life with a crazy cow is when me and my cousin as kids got stuck down in the barn with mad old rebel.

'ol rebel was a steer that, as a young one, identified my father as the one who pulled his balls of joy. Even though most steer just ran away from us in fear, this steer took a hostile stance against us every time.

This particular day, my cousin and I happened to be at the barn when the steer came up to the door looking at us. Kind of like the texas chainsaw masscre feeling. We ran up into the loft while the steer entered the building.

My father came up in the pickup and shot the steer with a 12 gauge. This was the last straw when it came to threatening us after driving the dog through a rotten board fence.

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Fawteen

11-18-2007 09:17:07




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
When I was a kid, my Dad would collect bull calfs from the local dairy operations, make steers out of 'em and feedlot 'em until they were big enough to butcher.

It was my job to take care of keeping them fed and watered. We fed 'em corn ensilage morning and evening and kept hay in front of them. We had an old 12x36 cement stave silo with an Organic Automatic Unloader. That would be me, a wheelbarrow and a pitchfork.

Most of 'em were Holsteins, and he'd occasionally come up with the odd Black Angus or White Face. I learned to hate cows with a mighty passion. Sonsabitches would get out, bust down fences, crowd ya, step on ya, knock ya in the mud and slop, whack ya with their $h!tty tails and just generally go out of their way to make life miserable.

I wouldn't have one of those Devil's Spawn on my place if it crapped gold nuggets and gave diesel fuel.

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rrlund

11-18-2007 09:04:39




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to JRT, 11-18-2007 08:55:26  
After a lifetime of cattle,I'd have to think on any one good story that happened to me,but....the neighbor got talked in to a load of 60 western weaned Charlais steers one time. They unloaded them in the barn for the first night to let 'em calm down. Danged dummy turned them out next morning on a single strand electric fence. I never heard the exact body count,but they ended up shooting several that I know of. They got in the swamps and woods all over the neighborhood and weren't gonna be taken alive no how.

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suptscottyb

11-18-2007 12:41:49




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 Re: Devil Cow story. Anyone else have one? in reply to rrlund, 11-18-2007 09:04:39  
An old cowboy friend of mine bought a big place in Ok. and a wild bunch of Carlia heffers to run on it. Being the place was big the heffers didn't see many people and were driven up to the barn once a year for shots etc. I came for a visit and he had a bunch of these 800# snorting 3 and 4 yr olds in the alley working their way to the stocks. He showed me how he had fixed up the holding pens and gates and warned me to move quiet around the cows as they were a bit edgy.
Things went well for awhile, then he decided to oil up the hinges on the shoot. As he was standing in front of the gates squirting oil, The big heffer jumped and apparently hit the release somehow! Before he could say "stuff" she dropped her head and bolted outta there. Hit him square enough to be wearing him like a hat when she made 20 feet and a full head of steam to the newgate he showed me earlier (it was shut) .
They took that new gate down. He wasn't badly hurt and we laughed about it later.....

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