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A little joke just to brighten up your day.

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john in la

10-01-2007 18:55:42




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A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. "I need to inspect your farm"

The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field over there."

The Agriculture representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card, I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for the fence. Close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets, and the bull was gaining at every step.

The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!"

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mjbrown

10-02-2007 06:27:14




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 Re: A little joke just to brighten up your day. in reply to john in la, 10-01-2007 18:55:42  
Reminds me of this one.
A young man stops at a farm in Vermont and tries to sign the old farmer up for Cooperative Extension. The skeptical farmer asks "Why would I want to sign up for that." the young man says "We'll send you bulletins with information that will help you to farm better". O. F. says "No thanks. I don't farm half as good now as I know how to."



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rrlund

10-02-2007 07:29:54




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 Re: A little joke just to brighten up your day. in reply to mjbrown, 10-02-2007 06:27:14  
Kind of like back when my wife and I were district outstanding young dairy couple SEVERAL years ago.We had to make a little speach at a meeting,tell a little something about our operation,that kind of thing. I told them I felt like the old guy who said "if I'd known I was going to live this long I'd have taken better care of myself"..."If I'd have known we were going to win an award,I'd have done a better job of farming".

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kyplowboy

10-01-2007 23:09:18




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 Re: A little joke just to brighten up your day. in reply to john in la, 10-01-2007 18:55:42  
They had that in the paper here a while back. Said it was a guy from the DOT working on where the new HWY 69 is going.



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kito169

10-01-2007 19:37:16




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 Re: A little joke just to brighten up your day. in reply to john in la, 10-01-2007 18:55:42  
That is good. nuff sed



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730virgil

10-01-2007 19:25:41




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 Re: A little joke just to brighten up your day. in reply to john in la, 10-01-2007 18:55:42  
that guy must be conented with those bozos at epa



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