FARM RULES A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm,
>His mother asks if he has done his chores.
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>"Not yet," said the little boy.
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>His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
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>Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
>kicks a chicken.
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>He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
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>He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
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>He goes back in for breakfast and sits down.
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>His mother puts a bowel of dry cereal in front of him.
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>"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
>cereal?" he asks.
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>Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
>eggs for a week.
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>I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
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>I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
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>Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
>across the kitchen.
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>The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you
>going to tell him, or should I?"
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