NTSB Report on Trucks joke

Clint

The national Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were: "Oh, CRAP!" Only the states of Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Get his---probably a few hundred of these cars with less than 10,000 miles on them go to the crusher each year after they beat on them. He said if they have to have a new tire put on to drive it across town to the crusher, they do not remove it or anything from the car. No don't even ask, because they have to be witnessed being destroyed. An poor white trash like me can't aford anything in the newer models.

Northern ones start out: Once upon a time....
Southern ones start out: Ya'll never gonna beleive this sh#$

Walt