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chicken farmer

10-30-2006 15:48:19




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The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I have 900 acres."
The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday."
The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning." The lawyer said, "Is she a nagger?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little ol' white gal, but the last youngen' she had was a nagger. That's why I want a dayvorce."

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kyplowboy

10-30-2006 18:52:17




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 Re: not tractor related just a good joke in reply to chicken farmer, 10-30-2006 15:48:19  
Not pc but funny never the less.

I used to work with a bunch of chicken farmers. On one farm the owners, both husband and wife were very fair skined, blond hair, and blue eyed. Oldest five kids were same way. Youngest had a dark tan, jet black hair, and brown eyed. Some of the Mexicans I worked with had been working with the company for several years. When we went there I would always ask the Mexican guys which one of them was to blame. All just grined, must of a heck of a party.

Hope this don't hit too close to home there Chicken Farmer, but watch out for the catch crew guys.

Dave

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HAPPY DEERE

10-30-2006 15:50:50




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 Re: not tractor related just a good joke in reply to chicken farmer, 10-30-2006 15:48:19  
Very funny sounds like my grandpa he was never to bright acting but terrible smart



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Harley

10-30-2006 18:50:35




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 Re: not tractor related just a good joke in reply to HAPPY DEERE, 10-30-2006 15:50:50  
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