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730virgil

07-04-2006 12:30:42




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it seems a farm family still used the outhouse out back . junior hated it; hot in summer , cold in winter and it reeked . one morning on his way to outhouse junior saw the crick near outhouse had flooded after last nights thunderstorm . thinking fast he saw a way to get rid of outhouse once and for all found a pole and got the outhouse into flood water not knowing dad had went in to take a nap that night at supper his dad said " would you know anything about outhouse floating down the crick this morning " ? junior sensing he was about to get the worst spanking of his life said " just like george washington when asked about chopping down the cherry tree i can not tell a lie " . his dad said " well george's dad wasn't sleeping in the tree either " .

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ishot2pac

07-05-2006 03:50:58




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 Re: ot outhouse joke in reply to 730virgil, 07-04-2006 12:30:42  
LOL!



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Hugh MacKay

07-05-2006 03:19:23




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 Re: ot outhouse joke in reply to 730virgil, 07-04-2006 12:30:42  
730virgil: I heard one about a young man coming back from service during WW#2. He had seen indoor plumbing while in Europe. Convinced his dad they should have a indoor bathroom, so they went ahead with the project.

Upon completion jr. went to his kit bag, took out a grenade he had brought home with him. He headed out the door. Dad realizing jr was planning to demolish the outhouse, went out the door yelling, TOO LATE. Dad turned to jr and said, "Your grandfather was in the outhouse". Down the hill they went, grandfather was stunned, bruised, bloodied and a wee bit smeared from the contents, but otherwise seemed OK. As they helped him to his feet he said, "It's a damn good I didn't let that one go in that new fangled bathroom in the house".

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