If this don't tickle your funny bone nothing will, it nearly broke mine!! Three old mischievous Grandmas, Ethel, Sharon and Judy were sitting on a bench outside Ethel's home. About then an old Grandpa, Fred, walked by, and Sharon yelled out saying, "Bet we can tell exactly how old you are." Fred said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools." Ethel said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age." Embarrassed just a little, Fred dropped his drawers. The Grandmas stared at him for a while,
asked him to turn around a couple of times and then Judy asked him to jump up and down for a little while. Then all at once they smiled at one another and they said, "Fred, you're 84 years old!" "Now just how in the world did you guess that?!?" The old Grandmas, snickered and snorted and laughed some more. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!!” Grins from here in VERY DRY FLA
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