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OT humor for us old guys

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Butcher

05-15-2006 19:22:19




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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging
that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a
special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After
several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said.
"I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a
wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to
wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you
got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the
handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right.
Get in."

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noncompos

05-16-2006 16:47:27




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 Re: OT humor for us old guys in reply to Butcher, 05-15-2006 19:22:19  
My father was fond of saying "What you don't figure out to do with your head you wind up doing with your back...", and he was soooo right!



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Johnski

05-16-2006 13:46:03




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 Re: OT humor for us old guys in reply to Butcher, 05-15-2006 19:22:19  
As the Wise man once said " Youth and Bravado still no match for Old Age and Treachery" ;>) Jf



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LumbrJakMan

05-16-2006 12:29:09




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 Re: OT humor for us old guys in reply to Butcher, 05-15-2006 19:22:19  
Ahhhh yes. It reminds me of a Young Kid that used to get a kick outta shootin Staples at me in a wood shop we worked in together. He would crank out 10 or 15 staples from his air stapler and just pepper the back of my shirt. I told him to knock it off or he would be sorry. Well he said. You cant catch me Old Man..... He was 15 years younger then me and way Faster on his feet. I told him again , your gonna be sorry !! he Laughed. Well at the end of the day I clocked out 15 Minutes before everyone else did . I walked across the Street to the Convenience Store and got a 12 Pack of Budweiser . I then walked back , and got in the Front seat of HIS CAR, and sat down nice and comfy with my Beer. You shoulda seen his face when he saw who was sittin in his car. I think you all know the rest of the story..... .

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Mule

05-16-2006 12:11:37




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 Re: OT humor for us old guys in reply to Butcher, 05-15-2006 19:22:19  

To be old and wise
First you must be yong and Stupid

The older one used his brain not his back.



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Dave H (MI)

05-16-2006 10:34:27




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 Re: OT humor for us old guys in reply to Butcher, 05-15-2006 19:22:19  
I don't get it...lol.



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