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maybe need a li

09-21-2005 10:39:33




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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK, then just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $998.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron

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farmallman

09-21-2005 15:12:16




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 Re: O/T a joke for ya'll in reply to maybe need a little humor, 09-21-2005 10:39:33  
What is/was enron?



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IHC Red

09-21-2005 19:32:44




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 Re: O/T a joke for ya'll in reply to farmallman, 09-21-2005 15:12:16  
> What is/was enron ?

This should give you a pretty good idea...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Enron_scandal



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Robert Strebe

09-21-2005 14:41:53




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 Re: O/T a joke for ya'll in reply to maybe need a little humor, 09-21-2005 10:39:33  
That is how Dean Martin sold a glass eye in "The Sons of Katie Elder"!



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xragman

09-21-2005 14:39:33




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 Re: O/T a joke for ya'll in reply to maybe need a little humor, 09-21-2005 10:39:33  
Nothing funny in this for people who lost a lot more than thier shirt.



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Dave_Id

09-21-2005 11:41:13




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 Re: O/T a joke for ya'll in reply to maybe need a little humor, 09-21-2005 10:39:33  
Good One, but my wife didn't think it was funny, cuz she lost her shirt on Enron stocks



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Mike M

09-21-2005 16:16:22




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 Re: O/T a joke for ya'll in reply to Dave_Id, 09-21-2005 11:41:13  
Post us a picture of that !



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Harley

09-21-2005 18:45:41




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 Re: O/T a joke for ya'll in reply to Mike M, 09-21-2005 16:16:22  
Why would you want a picture of a donkey?



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