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Way Up Here ...

09-09-2005 18:37:16

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Saw a sign at a parts counter the other day beside one of those penny-trays for getting rid of pennies or picking up an extra one if you need it for your purchase. This sign read:

"Need a penny, take a penny. Need two, GET A JOB !!!"

I thought that was pretty good.

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BobinKY

09-12-2005 20:48:58

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

Saw a sign posted in the front yard of a homeowner in New Orleans. "Caution, I am inside with two mean dogs, a shotgun, an ugly wife and a claw hammer." Thought about hanging that sign on the front gate of my farm. Probably won't..... .

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Dwight - VA

09-11-2005 07:49:51

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

I saw one in a parts store..

"In God we trust - Everyone else pays cash"

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Roy in UK

09-11-2005 05:41:55

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

I stopped for a coffee and a bun in a cafe Lincoln (England) on the way to the World Plowing Match a few years ago. As I paid my bill I noticed a sign behind the counter:-
"Credit will only be given to those aged 85 years and over and only then if accompanied by both parents"

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Bartt

09-10-2005 20:21:04

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

Bumper Sticker. "I'm not in heat so get off my A--

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n9lhm

09-10-2005 18:29:56

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

Our local truck parts store had a sign over the counter for years that said, "This isn"t Burger King, You don"t get it your way."

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Desert machinist

09-10-2005 17:48:19

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

Signs in my shop,

If your rude,mean spitited or crabby there will be a $10.00 charge for putting up with you.

I can do good work,fast work and cheap work. You get to chose two..... .

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Midwest redneck

09-10-2005 15:37:02

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

I saw a real funny email a couple of weeks ago. here are the captions under the pictures.
1. Billboard on the freeway, "Liquid panty remover" the billboard has a picture of Southern comfort being poured into a glass with a lemon slice.
2. sign over chinese resturaunt "Fuking chow mein" (that funny)

3. Road sign. "caution water over road during rain"

4. road sign "emergency phone ahead" in 174 kilometers

5. road sign. "Secret Nuclear bunker" and it has an arrow pointing to the right. there were many more but cant remember em all.

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Lloyd Llama

09-10-2005 14:33:04

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

"Wrong information will get the wrong parts, GUARANTEED!"

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Jonfarmer

09-10-2005 12:17:17

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

Theres a small repair shop down the street thats got a sign on the wall that reads "Don't ask for a deal, your already getting a deal and thats why you came here".

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09-10-2005 09:09:04

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

We have a sign at our counter that says "if you can buy something cheaper somewhere else, let me know and I will cheerfully admit it".

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Leland

09-10-2005 15:25:16

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to JT, 09-10-2005 09:09:04

JT they should have a sign on the very west side of town that says we give it to you dry , they think they have gold I found out fixing something at work.

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WiCraig

09-10-2005 08:48:44

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

Have a sign here in Wis near a large bridge. "WATCH FOR DENSE FOG" If the fog was that dense, who's gonna see the sign?

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Mike (WA)

09-10-2005 08:46:31

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

Sign at the parts counter, "Of course I want it today. If I wanted it tomorrow, I'd have come in tomorrow."

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Leland

09-10-2005 08:14:22

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

Is this the UPMS deliverly driver gauarrented a crabby woman at your door at 8 AM with the wrong package.

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Brokenwrench

09-10-2005 08:02:08

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

Some years ago I seen a good one hanging in the office area of a repair shop. It read:
Hourly Labor Rate $30
If you bring your own parts $60
If you watch $90
If you help $120 (not sure if these were the exact figures, but ya get the point)
Thought it was cute
Later Brokenwrench

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wdtom

09-10-2005 20:09:05

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Brokenwrench, 09-10-2005 08:02:08

Yes, and $140 if yous tarted the job and can't finish it.

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cd in tx

09-10-2005 07:59:00

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

the sign said slow children crossing so i wondered was it slow,children crossing or slow children,crossing

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Bill N

09-10-2005 19:56:57

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to cd in tx, 09-10-2005 07:59:00

Like my friend Jerry, the pot-bellied pig farmer.
Does he raise pot-bellied pigs or is he a pig farmer with a pot -belly???? You tell me?

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ErnieDD

09-10-2005 05:33:28

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

I overheard two women at the John Deere parts counter once,

Don't you just hate grease on your hands, how do you get your nails clean?

I just make up a batch of homemade bread!

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Farmer in the Dells (WI)

09-10-2005 05:27:29

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

I still scratch my head at the "no loitering" sign at our local library.

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Gene Davis (Ga.)

09-09-2005 18:45:34

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Way Up Here ...., 09-09-2005 18:37:16

The following sign is taped to the top of the counter in a convenience store in Toomsboro, Ga. "A 10% finance charge will be added to all gas purchases charged on credit".

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Larry NE IL

09-10-2005 20:57:27

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Re: A funny at the parts counter ... in reply to Gene Davis (Ga.), 09-09-2005 18:45:34

Hear about the nun that was chasing the priest around the church???

She caught him by the organ!

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