Ducks in love OT

At the Mid-Michigan Old Gas Tractor Club show two summers ago, my two daughters persuaded me to allow them to bring home a cute little fuzzy duckling which has grown into the monster pictured here. They still love the heck out of him but, unfortunately, he loves the heck out of my silky chickens. Seems that being raised in a pen next to the silkies he now thinks he IS a silky. This would not be a problem except the silkies are scared to death of him and rightly so if you check out the picture. All day long I'll hear the chickens hollerin and I just know that duck is outside the pen again. To make a long story short, I need a couple of Muscovy hens to get our ducky back on the right track. If anyone has a couple they can spare, I have actually given ducky his own email and you can contact me there. Happy to come get them, whatever....just need a couple of Muscovy hens. As much as it may sound like one, this is not a joke.

A young moose had somehow made its way across the water to the island and joined the farmer's herd of beef cattle. This went fine until the calf discovered that he was a male and started mating with the cattle. This made the St. John's papers and much merriment ensued until a pub group named What's His Name and the Other Fellers recorded the song, "If You Can't Be With The Moose You Love, Love The Cow You're With."