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OT: Today's Grin

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Rauville

08-03-2005 06:01:32




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A couple had been fighting about either buying a new vehicle or an old tractor for several weeks.
He wanted an old tractor to use around their place... She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any old tractor, but she was determined to get her way.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up, so surprise me!"
He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since!!

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Galen

08-04-2005 04:52:40




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 Re: OT: Today's Grin in reply to Rauville, 08-03-2005 06:01:32  
I gotta be careful with this one ....my wife decided to let me buy a different tractor....if I tell her this, I could be in trouble.....



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stormy

08-03-2005 23:06:24




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 Re: OT: Today's Grin in reply to Rauville, 08-03-2005 06:01:32  
Thanks for the good laugh, just what I needed.



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Brokenwrench

08-03-2005 13:11:58




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 Re: OT: Today's Grin in reply to Rauville, 08-03-2005 06:01:32  
I read this post an hour ago, and I'm still
grinning, so it must have worked!! Take care Brokenwrench



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3010 Ken

08-03-2005 06:28:47




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 Re: OT: Today's Grin in reply to Rauville, 08-03-2005 06:01:32  
Morning Rauville;Thats not just a grin,thats a big laugh from a good joke.Thanks. Kenny



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