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Don't be too tough on the wife though, because even if you don't pay for it today, you will one day, long after you've for gotten and least expect it. One more thing. Your wife has her favorite perfumes, right? Pretty much sticks to them? Ever been in a store with the wife and she stops at the perfume counter and tries a few? Maybe on the wrist, or on a card that she waves in front of her nose, and then doesn't buy them? Know why that is? Making a mental catalog of every brand ever manufactured, so if you come home smelling of "Midnight Moon Glow", or some kind she doesn't wear, she'll name it right after you go through the John Wayne Bobbit procedure. I had a boss once who's wife called me at home late at night asking where he was. He told me that he was meeting her when he left early that day, and that's what I told her. Then she told me that he told her that he and I were going out after work. Not that I'd have lied for him, but Oh Oh. Then she told me that he'd been "working late" a lot and coming home smelling of "Este' Lauder", a brand she didn't wear. I wondered how she'd know that if she didn't wear it. Then a light bulb went off...trying them at the perfume counter, and never buying them, building a mental catalog of very, very, very wrong perfumes. So, the next time you're in a store and you see some lady trying on perfume and whispering to the lady behind the counter, keep in mind that they're plotting some guy's murder. Mark
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