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Van in AR

01-17-2005 05:54:58




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Ask your wife if she want to trade, I got two nice Tennesse Walker geldings, could use a 766 or a 966 if she is interested let me know.
Getting rid of all hay burners and saw you were in the market, lol
Van




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Allan in NE

01-17-2005 06:48:36




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 Re: Hey Allen!!! in reply to Van in AR, 01-17-2005 05:54:58  
Hi Van,

Here's my plan. I'm gonna run up on the reservation and garb me a couple of those old roman nosed cyutes that have yet to lay eyes on mankind.

I'll bring 'em home, turn 'em out and put her in charge of ringin' 'em out. I figure she'll forget all about this nonsense in about an hour.

Did I tell ya that I'm not to fond of horses? :>)

Allan



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Mark - IN.

01-17-2005 18:49:52




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 Re: Hey Allen!!! in reply to Allan in NE, 01-17-2005 06:48:36  
Ya know Allan, it may not be as bad as seems. A past girlfriend had them horses too. She did all of the horse stuff herself. I tried to learn about (show interest) them by asking her questions, and she'd say "It'd be easier to teach a little kid". OK...so picked up a couple of books and read so wouldn't have to ask questions, and wouldn't seem so stupid when she mentioned her horses and I commented (show interest), and she'd say I'm "butting in on her mental therapy". OK...so I'd offer to unload the hay and stack it, or even clean the stalls from time to time (really trying pal), and she'd look at me, sigh, shake her head, and walk away until she'd come invade my mental therapy later. She is my ex, although still calls me from time to time, is my ex. Them stupid horses. Man, she was fun too. Stupid, stupid horses.

Point Allan is: You just might insult or invade her mental therapy just by tryyyyy yying to show some interest or by offering to help. Then again, might end up wheel barrowing that crap out to the pile a football field or so away too. Stupid horses.

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fedup

01-17-2005 08:25:08




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 Re: Hey Allen!!! in reply to Allan in NE, 01-17-2005 06:48:36  
Allan.....Put a saddle on a tractor...A tractor will go where you steer it. Quits eating when idle, doesnt dirt the barn when put away,cover it up when not in use, and it will always look nice, and soooo many more advantages.



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Sloroll

01-17-2005 08:16:45




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 Re: Hey Allen!!! in reply to Allan in NE, 01-17-2005 06:48:36  
Awh horses aren't so bad as long as no one tells you what you are eating Allen. A little soy sauce helps too.



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thurlow

01-17-2005 11:55:39




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 Re: Hey Allen!!! in reply to Sloroll, 01-17-2005 08:16:45  
Are you bashing the French again?????



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Pierre

01-17-2005 12:14:48




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 Re: Hey Allen!!! in reply to thurlow, 01-17-2005 11:55:39  
No no misuer!



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Van in AR

01-17-2005 06:53:09




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 Re: Hey Allen!!! in reply to Allan in NE, 01-17-2005 06:48:36  
Me neither, just about out of the horse hobby mode here, just like you said earlier, better than sliced bread for a while then old snort stands in the corral for 10 years looking lost and is a pest when tryin to feed the cows. But hey I can still maybe work a tractor horse trade, eh. Hope your wifes condition improves before yours gets worse, buy her a tractor, how bout a wheel horse?
Van



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vern-MI

01-17-2005 08:31:39




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 Re: Hey Allen!!! in reply to Van in AR, 01-17-2005 06:53:09  
The woman down the road has horses and if'n you close yer eyes you can't tell whether you are next to her or her horses. P.U.!

Last week they arrested a woman down the road in Adrian for driving under the inflluence. Turns out she was drinking Listerene mouthwash and got pretty drunk on it. That's my kind of woman, drunk and smelling good.



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steveormary

01-18-2005 00:36:31




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 Re: Hey Allen!!! in reply to vern-MI, 01-17-2005 08:31:39  
Allan; beware of them horsey ladies. Nephew decided to move. Sold his 5 acres to a divorcee. She divorced her husband because she wanted to live in the country and keep horses.

I know you live in the country but dont fight over them horses.

steveormary



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