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matt a

04-25-2008 06:52:10




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this is a good joke to tell the John deere guys when say nothing rund like a deere reply to them with

nothing smells like a john




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LenNH

04-28-2008 14:26:28




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
Reminds me of a running joke with an uncle, when I was growing up back in the 40s (sometimes I think I may still need to grow up some more). He always bragged up Oliver tractors, and since my father had red stuff, I would always get into a friendly argument with my uncle. It got to the point where I was drawing comic strips showing him in the field on a ratty-looking old Oliver, with steam coming out of the radiator in a jet and blue smoke pouring out of the bent and rusty exhaust pipe. About half way down the furrow, the Oliver would stop and I would come to the rescue on a shiny, new Farmall M. There were a number of cartoons with similar ideas. I have some of them, and still love to look at them to remind me of this friendly give-and-take with a very nice uncle. I don't think there was much difference in the quality of machinery made by the major companies back in the 30s and 40s. One reason IHC had a lock on our area of NJ was that they had dealers no more than 20 miles apart. We could get a part by driving 5 miles to the nearest dealer. The closest John Deere dealer was a good 20 miles away. A 40-mile round-trip over washboard roads and even the twisty blacktops of NJ was enough to keep most farmers from changing colors. Still, there were four farmers from one local family who swore by John Deere tractors. I can still remember them chop-chopping away across the fields. Being a machinery nut since I could walk outside and look at a tractor, I always thought being able to see a spinning flywheel and belt pulley was kinda neat. A hand clutch can be handy, too, sometimes.

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STEWARTINPA

04-26-2008 03:14:14




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
I always respond with nothing out runs a deere like a Farmall



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ITFormulaGuy

04-25-2008 13:29:18




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
I've always been partial to Red. Come to find out my Great Grandpa on dads side Bought a John Deere GP on full steel brand new when they 1st came out. Being hand start it started so hard he would have to walk a mile down the road to the neighbors and get him to pull start him with his ford. After a enough trips down to the neighbors Great grandpa parked the tractor and farmed with horses the rest of his life! Dad sold the tractor before i was Born and now i wish I still had it sitting next to grandpa's M. But like our family says if it ain't Red keep it in the Shed!

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ncdiesel48

04-25-2008 12:59:08




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
John Deere's are painted green so when they break down they will blend in with the grass and trees.



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ste_fano

04-25-2008 09:57:49




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
Good one. Tractors are like tomaters, keep the red ones, and throw away the green ones. If ya cant laugh enough, try Prozac. Steve



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(joker)

04-25-2008 09:48:51




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
now thats funny i told it in coffee shop different times this morning everybody got a chuckle, lol, no body can come up with a red joke of the day.



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GeneMO

04-25-2008 09:17:39




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
His point is, he if making a joke. A joke is something that some people find funny. It's maybe a little offensive to some people with thin skin or who have no sense of humor, but for the most part is meant to be harmless.

You will find life a lot more fun if you can deveolp the ability to laugh at yourself.


Gene



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Steven f/AZ

04-25-2008 09:16:20




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
Was raised on red equipment and several years ago we got a Case, followed by a JD 4x4 and now a 4450 MFWD with a loader - I'm happy with ALL of them. Newer tractors are nicer...



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charles todd

04-25-2008 08:49:10




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to PurdueAg, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  

ihc49 said: (quoted from post at 10:07:25 04/25/08) thats why their green, so they can hide in the bush while the red ones drive by!


If it ain't red, keep it in the shed.



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ihc49

04-25-2008 08:07:25




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
thats why their green, so they can hide in the bush while the red ones drive by!



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Hoss in Me

04-25-2008 07:42:27




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 Re: john deere joke in reply to matt a, 04-25-2008 06:52:10  
Ive got 2 JDs,whats your point?I dont knock any tractors.Ive also got 2 Cases and a MH. Later,Hoss



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