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Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines!

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Steven f/AZ

04-01-2008 17:40:47




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Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

And it is the infiltration of DHMO into our engines that can cause the most damage!

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HossinMe

04-02-2008 16:09:32




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to Steven f/AZ, 04-01-2008 17:40:47  
You;d better get hold of Erin Brockovich. Hoss



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nballen

04-02-2008 07:44:36




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to Steven f/AZ, 04-01-2008 17:40:47  
Good one, Steven!

Just goes to show how gullible many people are to fall for big words, hysteria, and the urgent need to "Do Something!" - without thinking through the alleged problem or using a little (un)common sense.

Nathaniel



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NawlensGator

04-02-2008 05:25:30




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to Steven f/AZ, 04-01-2008 17:40:47  

Scientists have also discovered that when white mice are feed one gallon of milk, they explode.



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Bob Kerr

04-01-2008 20:20:29




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to Steven f/AZ, 04-01-2008 17:40:47  
Around my house the big one to watch out for is Hydrogen Sulfide, a particularly noxious gas. Makes the nose burn, eyes water, scares small critters like cats and dogs off the couch and causes damage to wallpaper glue and affects paint adhesion, not to mention tarnishing silver and causes the women in the house to go on an uncontrollable rant about opening windows and sometimes makes men laugh hysterically and stand on one leg. I have also noticed its presence occasinally in the frozen foods section at the grocery store. It always seems to be particularly bad around Memorial Day after the free bean supper here in town. Seems no where in town is safe from that hideous menacing gas at that time. Town officials usually have "no comment" as to its source.

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RayP(MI)

04-01-2008 19:12:55




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to Steven f/AZ, 04-01-2008 17:40:47  
Actually, over imbibing can have fatal results. Just ask the family of the Mom who entered a contest to win a Wii, a while back. Too much screws up the electrolites in the body. Leads to heart failure.



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paul sebek

04-01-2008 18:38:25




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to Steven f/AZ, 04-01-2008 17:40:47  
Time to go back to slashdot. It's not much of an improvement but I would expect a joke like this to be there more than here.



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sgt bull

04-01-2008 18:29:46




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to Steven f/AZ, 04-01-2008 17:40:47  
I didn't even go to the link...lets see, basic latin and chemistry knowledge at work:

Di a latin prefix meaning "two" as in "H2"

Mono a latin prefix meaning one as in "O"

UH, H2O? yeah, that could be it.....



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gene bender

04-01-2008 18:29:46




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to Steven f/AZ, 04-01-2008 17:40:47  
Just heard that the water you have been drinking is tainted and your post justproved it crawl back in your hole and good bye.



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CNKS

04-01-2008 17:49:02




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to Steven f/AZ, 04-01-2008 17:40:47  
Steven, I enjoy 99.99% of your posts. However, this time I think you have been reading too much. Not everything on the internet is true, no matter what famous scientist do the "research".



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Steven f/AZ

04-01-2008 19:22:11




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to CNKS, 04-01-2008 17:49:02  

CNKS said: (quoted from post at 17:49:02 04/01/08) Steven, I enjoy 99.99% of your posts. However, this time I think you have been reading too much. Not everything on the internet is true, no matter what famous scientist do the "research".


Come on, one April fool's joke per year... the only one I did all day long...
:lol:

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CNKS

04-01-2008 17:59:44




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to CNKS, 04-01-2008 17:49:02  
I have never celebrated April 1 in any year, so you got me--but you still read too much!!



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Hugh MacKay

04-01-2008 18:12:10




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 Re: Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide damage to your engines! in reply to CNKS, 04-01-2008 17:59:44  
CNKS: And to think, I thought Steven had lost his marbles. No question, he's definitely reading too much. We could say he's reading the wrong subject material, but then YT hasn't been the most enlightening reading lately either.



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