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Mike CA

07-02-2007 12:33:40

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An arrogant Department of Agriculture (DOA) resentative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. "I need to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
The Agricultural representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, the farmer heard loud screams. He saw the DOA rep running for the fence, and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining at every step.

The old farmer yelled out: "Show him your card!"

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IndianaRed

07-02-2007 18:46:50

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Better Hurry Mikey in reply to Mike CA, 07-02-2007 12:33:40

Hey Mike,

Get to work! I'm almost done with mine!

Bri

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Bob Kerr

07-02-2007 20:50:53

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Re: Better Hurry Mikey in reply to IndianaRed, 07-02-2007 18:46:50

Making some progress I see! Looks good!

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IndianaRed

07-03-2007 07:23:01

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Re: Better Hurry Mikey in reply to Bob Kerr, 07-02-2007 20:50:53

Thanks Bob,

So excited to start her up I couldn't even sleep last night. Just have to mount the gas tank, line, a few small things and might just try to start her today.

Thanks,

Brian

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Mike CA

07-02-2007 19:16:48

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Re: Better Hurry Mikey in reply to IndianaRed, 07-02-2007 18:46:50

First step is to get some money to be able to buy one. I'm a ways off from that yet.

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City-Boy McCoy

07-02-2007 16:28:43

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Re: Agricultural inspection in reply to Mike CA, 07-02-2007 12:33:40

HAW-HAW! Old or new, that is a good one. Thanks for sharing it with us. mike

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Farmall MD

07-02-2007 15:13:40

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Re: Agricultural inspection in reply to Mike CA, 07-02-2007 12:33:40

That's good, I never heard that one, and I'm not young. But then again I'm not old either. Doug N

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georgeky

07-02-2007 14:05:05

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Re: Agricultural inspection in reply to Mike CA, 07-02-2007 12:33:40

Mike, thats an oldie.

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Mike CA

07-02-2007 14:27:40

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Re: Agricultural inspection in reply to georgeky, 07-02-2007 14:05:05

Remember, I'm just a kid compared to you. So it's new to me! ;)

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georgeky

07-02-2007 14:43:40

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Re: Agricultural inspection in reply to Mike CA, 07-02-2007 14:27:40

I ain't 50 yet. I hadn't heard it in a while. I didn't even remember it until the part about showing that card to the bull.

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