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Tom Windsor

10-20-2006 00:03:18




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To exercise my heart real good, in accordance with my heart doctors instructions, I go to the gym monday, wed and friday of each week for an hour or two.

I got on a diet and lost about 10 pounds and and am working on the second 10 pounds.

So, feeling right bushey tailed, I decided to strike up a conversation with a young chick young enough to be my granddaughter...well...she with a straight face...said that she is very consciions of STDs and that she does not mess with anyone infected with the "AGE" virus!!!

Oh well, I will keep trying!

PS, it is 3 am and I am unable to sleep cause i got the Pneumonia shot along with the flue shot today...where I got the Pneumonia shot hurts so bad I cannot sleep!

T

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Jossette

10-20-2006 15:18:42




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to Tom Windsor, 10-20-2006 00:03:18  
My heart has been crap since I was 6. Found out my liver was crappy at age 12, and they told my mom he wont make it passed his 20th b-day. That was 40 yrs ago and I we all live day-by-day..If I wake up in the morning the day good for me



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BillyinStoughton

10-20-2006 09:03:34




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to Tom Windsor, 10-20-2006 00:03:18  
It all comes back to the same thing boys...growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!



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alaskan

10-20-2006 07:29:04




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to Tom Windsor, 10-20-2006 00:03:18  
As the father of a daughter around that age, I say good for her. Her dad did his job well.
As a man, I understand the attempt. As a father, I'd say - don't let me catch you trying.



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i agree

10-20-2006 20:45:48




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to alaskan, 10-20-2006 07:29:04  
I agree with "alaskan" and shame, shame on "67 and depressed". That kind of behavior has put this society on the slippery slope and there will be a time to pay. Further more, this forum isn't for placing your private life before the world!



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Tom Windsor

10-21-2006 20:34:07




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to i agree, 10-20-2006 20:45:48  
For goodness sake, please lighten up...and remember what the cowman who in his wisdom said, "the age virus comes in two stages. First you don"t feel like it... and then you don"t care"

and I am in the latter category but I still I am not too old to smile and have a sense of humor...and to appreciate the quick whit and sense of humor of the young lady on the tread mill beside me--who fully understood that I was not making any improper advances towards her!!! And, I thought that my little story would make this crowd smile also.

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RustyFarmall

10-20-2006 06:39:33




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to Tom Windsor, 10-20-2006 00:03:18  
Was she blond?



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tasbrus

10-20-2006 04:26:16




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to Tom Windsor, 10-20-2006 00:03:18  
Jay, Just lower your standards. :)



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Nebraska Cowman

10-20-2006 04:19:03




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to Tom Windsor, 10-20-2006 00:03:18  
Tom, the age virus comes in two stages. First you don't feel like it... and then you don't care.



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JayWalt

10-20-2006 03:51:37




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to Tom Windsor, 10-20-2006 00:03:18  
I dont have much experience with women, but I am very observant and learn alot from others.
You dont want a younger women like that. Their priorities are way off when they are that young. My fear is by the time I get lucky, I'll have to settle for some wrinkled old prune. I'm in no hurry, women aren't a priority in life right now. You really cant expect anything else then what you got. Unless you can keep doing it and not let rejection get you down (might get lucky one time), then I'd go for the older chics.

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coup

10-20-2006 03:26:02




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to Tom Windsor, 10-20-2006 00:03:18  
my daughter works in a rest home and she says 99.9 percent of old men are dirty old men....



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vernMN

10-20-2006 02:53:38




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 Re: 67 and depressed in reply to Tom Windsor, 10-20-2006 00:03:18  
Remember when you were a young smart aleck like her?



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