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OT Can anyone use a mule like this

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D Slater

09-28-2006 16:35:39




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A old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From mourning to night she was always complaining about something. Only time he got any relief was when plowing with his old mule. One day out plowing his wife brought lunch to the field. He drove the old mule into shade and sit down to eat. Immediately his wife begin to nag, nag it just went on and on. All at once the mule kicked her in back of head and she died on the spot. At the funeral several days later the minister noticed something odd. When a woman mourner approached the farmer he would listen and shake his head in agreement, but when the men approached him he would shake head in disagreement. After the funeral the minister ask the farmer about his reactions. The farmer said, well the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife or dress looked and I would agree. What about the men the minister asked. They all wanted to know if the mule was for sale.

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JayWalt

09-28-2006 22:56:10




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 Re: OT Can anyone use a mule like this in reply to D Slater, 09-28-2006 16:35:39  
Learn something from this joke... Don't get married... They are evil!! =)



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rumplestiltskin

09-29-2006 09:01:58




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 Re: OT Can anyone use a mule like this in reply to JayWalt, 09-28-2006 22:56:10  

Oh, come on now, Jay. Mules aren't all that bad! :)

Mark W. in MI



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onefarmer

09-28-2006 19:20:09




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 Re: OT Can anyone use a mule like this in reply to D Slater, 09-28-2006 16:35:39  
So... If I can't buy the mule. Can I rent it for a while?!!



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Boyd

09-28-2006 17:51:37




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 Re: OT Can anyone use a mule like this in reply to D Slater, 09-28-2006 16:35:39  
Now Dave--Your wife is a real nice Lady..... ...Boyd



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