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Chris in Washin

03-23-2006 23:44:03




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Hugh: I've seen your posts lately so I know your around. It got me to thinking of my Uncle Moe. He used to be a big cat hunter years back. Back then, when people needed to send a package, they left it by the dirt road and the freight company would pick it up and deliver it. Well packages started coming up missing. They'd get picked up but never delivered. Moe and a buddy figured out a solution. They live trapped a bobcat and boxed it up. They put the box by the road and waited in the truck. Shore 'nuf a car pulled up with a couple of travelling loggers. They made off with the box. Moe followed and a couple of miles down the road the car started swerving. The car slid to a stop and the two guys bailed from the car with a really pissed off bobcat in pursuit. After that there were no more problems with packages.

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Hugh MacKay

03-24-2006 04:27:20




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 Re: O/T Hey Hugh in reply to Chris in Washington, 03-23-2006 23:44:03  
Chris: Just goes to prove, some times ordinary citizens can often improve law enforcement. Please don't take me wrong, police forces do a good job, but there is little need of their time being wasted on trivial matters.

Years ago my neighbor was loosing gas from his farm storage tanks. One day he decided to switch the labels on his storage tanks. That night he watched from his bedroom window as 3 guys in less than a sober condition pumped diesel from his tank carried it down the road to their car. Needless to say the car didn't run very long. Next morning he called the tax exempt fuel authority. The owner of the car in question soon found out that having tank full of diesel was the easy part, however the dye made it rather expensive. I'll bet those young lads didn't get dad's car for some time after that.

Yes, we can often do things to make the job of law enforcment much more efficient.

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Jimmy King

03-24-2006 10:03:27




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 Re: O/T Hey Hugh in reply to Hugh MacKay, 03-24-2006 04:27:20  
My Dads cousin had a 5 gal can setting beside his gas tank full of used motor oil, when the boy took it and put it in his car he made it 1/4 of a mile.



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Chris in Washington

03-24-2006 10:32:39




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 Re: O/T Hey Hugh in reply to Jimmy King, 03-24-2006 10:03:27  
Yep, the diesel switch happened with a friend of mine. He kept a full can of gas down by the barn and the gas kept coming up missing. One day he filled the can with diesel. He figured out who did it when he passed a carload of boys on the way to town. The car was belching smoke.



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Hugh MacKay

03-25-2006 10:45:12




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 Re: O/T Hey Hugh in reply to Chris in Washington, 03-24-2006 10:32:39  
Chris: A senior getting out of bed on his 82nd birthday, stopped at point of getting dressed and wished his legs, knees and toes Happy Birthday. Oh, he said what a fine job you've done over the year running as a kid, gliding across the dance floor with a young lady in my arms, then on the parade square in the millitary, walking the fields behind the horses, yes you've done me well. then he hesitated for a moment, looked a bit further up his anatomy and said,"Willie if your were still alive, you'd be 82 today."

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Chris in Washington

03-25-2006 13:54:40




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 Re: O/T Hey Hugh in reply to Hugh MacKay, 03-25-2006 10:45:12  
One word: Viagra



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