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Scott Swanson

06-20-2005 09:57:54




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Why does the tires go flat just before you need them?

Why do electrical wires corrode from the inside out?

Why are Married Women hornier than Single Woman?

Why do Spark Plug Wire sets come un-assembled?

Why is it not possible to get within 20 heifer steps of a tractor...any tractor, and stay clean?

Why do trees grow toward the Sun and fall tword the house?

Why is everything always heavier than it looks?

Why is the last bolt out of any assembly always the one that is frozen solid and requires heavy handed tapping and struggling and swearing and eventually the 1/2 inch drill and a large amount of sweat and screaming?

Why doesnt the whole tractor have a safety shield or a do-not-touch sign?

Why hasnt somebody started a group called Tractor's anonomous?

Why do people drive like maniacs and pass you on the right... only to sit one car ahead of you at the stoplight?

Healthy people who park in the Handicapped spot should have their legs broken.

Ford should invent a 35 thousand dollar machine that can tell and troubleshoot a computer that fails to work. I just spent 200 dollars to have them replace two 8 dollar relays.

Why do businesses have to have sprinkler systems installed but our homes do not?

Sorry. I feel better.

Scott

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SuperHRed

06-21-2005 08:28:06




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Scott Swanson, 06-20-2005 09:57:54  
Why does my car break down every time my wife borrows it?

SuperHRed



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John A.

06-20-2005 20:44:06




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Scott Swanson, 06-20-2005 09:57:54  
Guys, Flats are Always on the inside dual!
Later,
John A.



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Kelly C

06-20-2005 21:45:09




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 Re: Venting! in reply to John A., 06-20-2005 20:44:06  
Thats true!!!!
Good part is. Know one else knows and you can milk it for a week or two before you have to fix it.
I had 2 flat inside duals on a 5 ton truck in Korea. Drove that some bish for two months, Until it warmed up enough to mess with it. Feb in Korea is real cold.



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Midwest redneck

06-20-2005 18:02:03




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Scott Swanson, 06-20-2005 09:57:54  
Why doesnt my wife weigh less and love me more? and have bigger *ooters. Why does the 24hr. 7-11 have locks on the doors? Why are rich people cheap? THe list could be really long here, I will stop now.



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John M

06-20-2005 15:51:49




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Scott Swanson, 06-20-2005 09:57:54  
Why does something always tear up as soon as I fix something else?



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Illinois Boy

06-20-2005 11:42:53




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Scott Swanson, 06-20-2005 09:57:54  
That's good Scott - one more...

Why are we required to wear seat belts in passenger cars and trucks and children must be in child restraint seats, but you can't find one in a school bus?



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Nebraska Cowman

06-20-2005 10:30:06




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Scott Swanson, 06-20-2005 09:57:54  
And grease guns and staplers are always empty.



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Van in AR

06-20-2005 10:43:28




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Nebraska Cowman, 06-20-2005 10:30:06  
And those grease guns are always empty a mile from the shop or truck too.
Van



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Sloroll

06-20-2005 10:16:28




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Scott Swanson, 06-20-2005 09:57:54  
So where can my wife drink from that Married woman fountain?!?!?!



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Michael Soldan

06-20-2005 19:36:31




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Sloroll, 06-20-2005 10:16:28  
Sloroll, you Devil!



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Scott Swanson

06-20-2005 10:19:31




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Sloroll, 06-20-2005 10:16:28  
I am single. I get more propositions from Married woman than from single woman. Everybody knows about married woman. They are hands off!



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Tom Graham

06-20-2005 18:00:34




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Scott Swanson, 06-20-2005 10:19:31  
Scott, don't you live close to Herman, Minn?



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Scott Swanson

06-21-2005 04:55:24




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Tom Graham, 06-20-2005 18:00:34  
Nope!

Oakdale, MN.

I grew up in Hubbard, MN and went to school in Park Rapids, MN.

Not much red in Oakdale but I am working on it.



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Tanner Clark

06-20-2005 10:56:31




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Scott Swanson, 06-20-2005 10:19:31  
Actually married women are usually "Hands On" aren't they. Because that is usually how it starts anyway.

My friend (Scott) it sounds like you need a beer or a vacation, since you are spitting and yelling about stuff in you're last two topics you have posted.



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Dave

06-20-2005 11:43:11




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 Re: Venting! in reply to Tanner Clark, 06-20-2005 10:56:31  
Me too.Can"t wait till the threshers reunion in Denton N.C.I need some time away,badly.Just a few more days wait.



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little john

06-20-2005 13:07:17




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 Denton in reply to Dave, 06-20-2005 11:43:11  
Have fun at Denton. When I was living in NC I enjoyed that. Somehow, it always seems to be hot on that weekend, tho'. Nice to go over and sit in the shade and have a cold drink.



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Harley

06-20-2005 13:54:40




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 Re: Denton in reply to little john, 06-20-2005 13:07:17  
Me too. Just got done with our bike rally here at the farm, and now gearing up for Little Sturgis in Sturgis, Kentucky next month. Go over in the shade, have a cool one, and watch the scenery. Git-er-done, Harley



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kj(il)

06-20-2005 17:30:20




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 Re: Denton in reply to Harley, 06-20-2005 13:54:40  
Harley; wave when you cross the ohio at shawneetown, going to little sturgis, I work at the elevator on the right kj



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John M

06-20-2005 13:51:06




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 Re: Denton in reply to little john, 06-20-2005 13:07:17  
Lord tell me about it!last time I went there we got there at 9 in the morning and were ringing out our shirts before we got down the hill.



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