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Mike CA

04-26-2007 23:47:10




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Since I have no questions currently... I'm sure you farmer boys have heard this... but just in case...

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are called -- I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's a$$?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement to even think about calling you such a name."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says...

"Hard to fool them flies though."

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Chris from Wa

04-27-2007 18:26:41




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 Re: Very important in reply to Mike CA, 04-26-2007 23:47:10  
Reminds me of a trooper on horseback that pulls over a kid on a tricycle. The trooper asks, "did Santa give you that trike?" The kid says "yes". The trooper says, "next time tell Santa to put reflectors on it", and hands the kid a ticket. The kid asks the trooper, "did Santa give you that horse?" The trooper plays along and says "yes". The kids says, "next time tell Santa to put the pecker underneith the horse".

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1951farmallh

04-27-2007 13:07:09




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 Re: Very important in reply to Mike CA, 04-26-2007 23:47:10  
lol, i get it...



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georgeky

04-27-2007 08:05:53




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 Re: Very important in reply to Mike CA, 04-26-2007 23:47:10  
Did you hear about the guy driving through Mississippi? He came to a four way stop out in the country, slowed down and seen nothing coming, so he went on through the stop sign. A Mississippi State trooper hid from view gave chase. When he ask the guy if he saw that stop sign, he said yes,I slowed way down to make sure nothing was coming. The trooper pulled his night stick and started whacking the daylights out of that guy and ask, do you want me to stop or slow down?

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Andy Motteberg

04-27-2007 08:04:03




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 Re: Very important in reply to Mike CA, 04-26-2007 23:47:10  
I don't get it.



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City-Boy McCoy

04-27-2007 02:58:12




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 Re: Very important in reply to Mike CA, 04-26-2007 23:47:10  
We need to find you a tractor.



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