a taxing thought

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his farmall,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his butt

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in theworld. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and "Mom" stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

And NOW I have to "press 1" for English?

The sad thing is though, we voted for all of this and got exactly what we deserved. It won't work, we all know that, well with the exception of folks on the gravey train. I don't know which you put the bounty on politicians or bureauacrats?

Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator) >> The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes >> Senate Office Building >> 309 Hart >> Washington DC, 20510 >> >> >> >> Dear Senator Sarbanes, >> >> As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue >> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the >> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process >> for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. >> >> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to >> illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate
>> and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions
>> is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for >> five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine
>> and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal >> when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before >> everyone figures it out. >> >> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay >> taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years >> of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
>> apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result
>> for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. >> >> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local >> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped >> paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could >> save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status >> would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative
>> to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition
rates for >> many colleges throughout the United States for my son. >> >> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
>> of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car >> insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
>> college age children driving my car. >> >> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become >> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I >> would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. >> >> >> Your Loyal Constituent, >> Pete McGlaughlin

OK so lets talk about educating the Mexicans. It takes two teachers to even communicate with them because they cant speak English. In school here you better not call one a Mexican either, that will land you in OCS or worse.

My son is fixing to go to college but he has to over come the stigma of being White. If your Black you get in ahead of the White guys. Plus dont even consider getting a loan, thats for minorties.