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Posted by DitchWI on January 10, 2007 at 12:36:44 from (68.178.81.130):
In Reply to: OT-Ole's new cow posted by Craig in MO on January 10, 2007 at 11:26:42:
Ole and Sven go to Australia for a beach vacation,but they can't seem to make it with any of the girls.So they go ask the local lifegaurd for some advice."Mate,it's obvious," says the lifegaurd."Your wearing them old,baggy Minnesota-style swim trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too small and drop a fist sized potato down inside 'em. I'm telln'ya you'll have all the babes ya want! The following day,they hit the beach with their spanking new tight Speedeos and their fist sized potatos. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as they walked by, covering their faces,turning away,laughing...looking sick! So they went back to the lifeguard again and Sven asked him "Vat's wrong now? We still aren't picking up babes." Jaheesus!" said the lifeguard. "The potato goes in the front!" Sorry,but heard this minutes before Graigs post. DitchWI
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