Posted by Paul Orndorf on March 29, 1998 at 18:28:41:
Last fall while bringing in the corn crop on my trusty 250 farmall I noticed something moveing through the rows so I brought the tractor to a stop and crawled out on the hood. To my astonishment a man came glideing out of between the cornstalks and came to rest against my front grill. I was absolutly stunned and shocked to see that the man was none other than the late elvis presley. I could'nt say a word as hard as I tried, after about 30 seconds of starring at each other the king said in his velvet tones "You shoulda bought a john Deere" then with no further words he turned away and quietly walked off into the corn and quickly disapeared. I soon after came to my senses and jumped back in the seat and broke out of my row heading in the direction that he left but alas he was nowhere to be found. Oh well just a memorible experience that I wanted to share with everyone.