Posted by TOM on February 22, 1998 at 10:10:44:
In Reply to: Re: Tractors As Marital Aids posted by ben day on February 22, 1998 at 05:51:33:
: : I want to thank Yesterday's Tractors for selling
: : me my tractor about 1 1/2 years ago. My wife, of
: : 1 year, and I were having terrible "physical
: : problems" before the purchase of our "Big Red".
: : We tried making love while I drove the tractor and
: : the vibrations and noise brought both of us to a
: : frenzy!! We make use of "Big Red" about 3 times a
: : day, usually before each meal, and this tractor
: : has literally saved our marriage.
: : A thousand thanks to Yesterday's Tractors for
: : making this all possible!!!
: Did you ever try it in the"bush hog" mode? Go for it in low gear.
If you two enjoy that Farmall you'll L*O*V*E the
the shake you get on a two lung John Deere!!!!!!
By the way, what do your neighbors say about that
Farmall running all the time?
LATER TOM
P.S. I hope the engine holds out.